BANG BANG!

CMC is running up the middle on SNF and right into the top spot of the NFC West! McCaffrey had 7 receptions for 72 yards and now sits with 53 receptions for 516 yards through only 7 games on the year. He’s on pace to demolish the RB receptions and receiving yards records. There is also potential for him to match 49er legend Roger Craig & go 1,000 yards rushing and receiving - he would be the fourth player in NFL history to do so. CMC somehow still feels underrated. The NFC West was also rocking out in London where Matt Stafford was living on pints and prayers with 5 TDs on the day. Devante Adams pulled in 3 of the TD’s on the day and is reaping the benefits of no Puka Nacua on the field.

Week 6 was the week of the Quarterback! Bo Nix, Dak Prescott, Justin Herbert, Jalen Hurts, and Jaxson Dart to name a few! Don’t forget that we got to see Josh Dobbs, Andy Dalton, Tyrod Taylor, and Marcus Mariota this week in NFL football games. Mix a little bit of Joe Flacco in there and we are having a good old fashion high school reunion. Thursday Night Football kicked the week off with Ja’Marr Chase having 16 receptions on 23 targets! Joe Flacco is exactly what the Browns wanted him to be they just couldn’t manage to drum up the organizational skills to give the veteran QB any stability.

The Colts solidified themselves at the top of the AFC with a win over the Chargers. Michael Pittman is looking like a Pro Bowl receiver with Daniel Jones and then add 3 TD’s from Jonathon Taylor and this game is over. The Colts defense is nothing to mess with either and although they gave up over 420+ passing yards, they held the Chargers to just over 50 yards rushing and forced two interceptions on the game. At this point it would be ridiculous to say that Tyler Warren shouldn’t be number #2 for OROTY behind Jaxson Dart.

Week 7 BUMMERS

Is Brian Thomas Jr. okay? The Jags receiver had multiple drops and was slowing up on throws that were right on the money. Does he need to go back to LSU and get some of that dirty Southern loving? The Jaguars were completely jet lagged in London in Week 6. George Kittle returned to 0 catches on 2 targets, the Raiders had 95 yards of total offense, and Caleb Williams is just flat out not good. Saquon Barkley and the Eagles running game took a back seat to the deep passing long ball and the Eagles had their best game of the year despite Saquon struggling to find his stride this year.

The Giants gave up 33 points in the 4th quarter to lose at the end by a Will Lutz field goal. They spoiled a Jaxson Dart gem of 283 passing yards, 11 rushing yards, and 4 total TD’s. Brian Daboll threw his headset down in disgust after the winning kick went through. That will be an interesting Monday morning meeting in NY about dropping 8 into coverage. 33 points is a record in the NFL for most points in a 4th quarter after having 0 the previous 3 quarters.

Kendre Miller - torn ACL. Jayden Daniels - sent to the locker room. Darren Waller - pectoral injury. Breece Hall - locker room. Chris Olave - blue medical tent. Mike Evans - TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT! Nico Collins - Sick of CJ Stroud’s press conferences!

Matchup of the Week

Spread love, spread the wealth, spread some joy, but open up those legs and SPREAD EAGLES! Jahmyr Gibbs took this team to legendary status on MNF with 218 all purpose yards and 2 TD’s. Bo Nix is the pick up of the year for $8 a week after Oh-No 5-0 dropped the fifth round draft pick. Sprinkle in some AJ Brown who says “throw me the fucking ball!” and those three scored enough FF points to take down the Fairy Boy Kyren Out Loud. If Tyler Warren and Michael Pittman can keep this pace, and Rhamondre doesn’t lose anymore fumbles, the Spread Eagles might be the team to beat this year. Josh Allen off a Bye next week and Garrett Wilson will have a new QB when he returns. Let’s just hope that the managerial skills will not hinder the FF output.

For Kyren Out Loud has a Saquon problem! Make that a whole RB room problem! Between the Panthers backfield being split and Ollie Gordon being a complete bust, it’s looking like Kyren Williams will need to carry this team. Mahomes can’t do it alone, especially not with that code switcher Travis Kelce. Don’t forget where you came from, bro!

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW 〰️

Dubtown FF Exclusive Interview with Chris Lowe

Q: Name, age, school, and signing bonus?

A: Chris Lowe, 34, Culinary Academy, I do this shit for the love of the game.

Q: What’s your favorite thing about Dubtown FF?

A: Reading the weekly blog every Tuesday morning and the shit talking in the group chat.

Q: Who’s the group chat MVP, LVP, and most improved?

A: My early season MVPs are Traynor and Kenny, I’m really liking this banter. LVP is Wyatt. We may need to put him on a milk carton and I’m not convinced he’s even watched a game this year. Most improved is Traynor. That photoshop work is professional level.

Q: First and goal on the 1-yard line and you have the Eagles’ roster. Who in the Dubtown FF league are you putting at QB and WR? Plot twist. You are running a bootleg to corner fade and not the Tush Push.

A: At QB I’m putting Greg. We need a low center of gravity who’s a threat to sneak. At WR Im putting Jordan, he’s got length and I doubt half the league even knows what corner fade is.

Q: Name one player in the NFL you’d fight in a Denny’s parking lot.

A: Caleb Williams. That guy is the biggest pussy in the league and he is a disgrace to the QB position. Painted nail pussy.

Q: If fantasy football were a dating app, what would your profile bio say?

A: Guy just looking to get into the dance. Waiting for that special QB to get me to a championship. Serious inquiries only. No dick picks pls.

Q: What is your fantasy football strategy? Zero RB? Shoot high for the best QB early? Find a rookie sleeper in the 6th?

A: I’m looking for the best available high character guys. I want my guys to love the game and want to win a championship.

Q: Who would you trust more with your FF lineup: Hue Jackson or your commissioner?

A: Hugh Jackson. That man knows ball. Tony usually just likes the new name guy. I fear he lost his edge a few years ago and now he’s chasing to be “the guy” that guessed right on some really trashy players.

Q: We will get back to Tony, but speaking of the Raiders… what gives?

A: It’s dark Ken. This is the most dead inside I’ve felt watching them since the Jamarcus Russell days. Anyone celebrating anything this team is doing has lost the plot.

Q: You’re a respected member of this league, people look up to you. Do you think that the commissioner being the worst player in the league is putting a skid mark on the integrity of Dubtown FF? If so, who do you think is a good replacement at commissioner?

A: No. I am game to shit on Tony for his fantasy squad, but I refuse to question a man’s job unless that man is Pete Carrol.

Q: That’s respectable and commendable. What more can you say on the league?

A: I think the league shit talking is getting soft. I’m starting to question Wyatt, Laron, Dan, and Tony’s love of the game. I really have no idea what Dan and Wyatt’s draft strategy was. Are they okay? And we still have a team named “The Tax Man” like we work at fucking H&R Block.

Q: If you could re name his team, what would you name it?

A: Mitsubishi Marv because that dude is ASS. Can we just highlight how bad Wyatt and Dan’s teams are? Dan is starting 2 TEs in a 1 flex league. Is he okay?

Q: Final question - What are your predictions for Dubtown FF for the rest of the season?

A: I think Bowman and Greg got the squads to beat right now. Wyatt and Tyler are going to battle it out for last and I fear that Red may be resigning from the League for a 2nd time like Michael Jordan. Only, instead of winning Championships, this guy went on a generational run of losing and thought he figured it out. Only to put up some truly pathetic performances in his 2nd stint. I also expect Tony to go radio silent by mid-season when he finally realizes he can only beat teams that don’t break 100.

KB: Thank you for your time and effort, sir!

Top Rookies of the Week

Highest scoring FF rookie QB, RB, and WR/TE of the week.

Have You Seen Me?

Players in the FF starting lineups who did not perform this week.

George Kittle - 0.0 points

GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK

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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️

Brandon Aubrey nails the 61-yard field goal and sets the record for most 60+ yard field goals by a kicker in NFL history! Gets my dick hard!

WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK

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WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK 〰️

Broderick Jones tackles Aaron Rodgers after Rodgers does a weird Super Mario hop! Broderick Jones is listed at 6’5” and 311 lbs. WHY HE DO THAT?

DON'T DO THAT OF THE WEEK

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DON'T DO THAT OF THE WEEK 〰️

Los Angeles Chargers wear all yellow jerseys in Week 7. Don’t do that!

Overreaction of the Week

Bijan and CMC on SNF was incredibly underrated and undervalued. That’s a game that we will look back on in 15 years and talk about how much the game has changed and how much we miss the good ole days. CMC has to be 1A but Bijan is probably 1B and will likely pass CMC next year. Don’t get me wrong, Jonathon Taylor and Jahmyr Gibbs are unbelievable, but Bijan and CMC are just on a completely different level. Jump cuts, pushing the piles forward, never giving up on any plays. It’s a step above the cut from the rest of the league. CMC is #8 in receiving on the year (as a RB) and the next closest RB is at #27 and its Bijan Robinson! I mean c’mon!

Let’s show Jake Ferguson some love! National Tight End’s Week is next week and there will be plenty of new comers to the BBQ, including this guy who leads TE’s with 6 TD’s on the year. The Cowboys are looking good and no one wants that! I couldn’t be more frustrated that the Cowboys are good and Aaron Rodgers is good and the Seahawks are good! JSN is taking over the game officially and it’s fun to watch. I will always root for the underdog and JSN was WR3 at Ohio State and slot receiver next to DK Metcalf last year. I will say, I tried to trade JSN to three different teams last week and got no bites. Trade value has now increased!

Around Dubtown:

Jordan Reyes is so humble. Makes me sick! Puke! Putting up the most points on the year and it’s, “Oh I’m just happy to be here”. NO! Bury that Fairy Boy Traynor! Put his nose in it like he is a puppy that pissed on the floor!

Oh, sorry… That was the vibe for the Week 6 blog. Let’s get back to business.

Week 7 only produced two close matchups but I considered week 7 as moving-week. Week 7 sent Swag Dahdi and ABC DEEZ NUTZ back to the playoffs. On the flip side - Week 7 sent three teams to the shadow realm. RIP Turtles. RIP Big Red. RIP Coin Purse.

Pour one out for the homies…

Week 7