HAT TRICK!

Jonathan Taylor becomes the first player in NFL history with three straight games with three TD’s against the same team! The Jets get their first win on the year, Kimani Vidal is a human bowling ball, and Saquon Barkley only needed 15 touches to score 3 TD’s! Joe Flacco since joining the Bengals has gone 219 and 2, 342 and 3, 232 and 2. All with zero interceptions and mix in a rushing TD to possibly put him into HOF discussions at the end of his career.

Tua is back! Sorry I meant to say TUCKER KRAFT has arrived! The Packers don’t even need Christian Watson when they have a tight end that can run back to the bad throw and still run you over in open space! The Packers are fun to watch and fans are going to be so disappointed when they get bounced in the First Round of the NFL playoffs. National Tight End’s day worked for Tucker Kraft though as he goes for 7 catches, 143 yards, and 2 TD’s.

Blow out city in Week 8 as the Broncos roll to 6-2, The Bucs push over the Saints in a lop-sided win, and the Bills bounce back for a much needed win over the Panthers. The 49ers couldn’t get any pressure up front on CJ Stroud and fall to 5-3 even without Nico Collins on the field. The Niners have a league leading 2,036 games missed due to injury since 2017. Something’s gotta give.

Week 8 BUMMERS

Carson Wentz got absolutely ragged dolled on TNF and KOC still ran him out there to be the sacrificial lamb. RIP Cam Skattebo! Get well soon, our brother from another (Baker Mayfield’s) mother. Lamar Jackson and the Ravens may be in for a hefty fine for him practicing fully this week - ON THE SCOUT TEAM! That’s a no-no and Daddy Goddell is going to make sure that he gets paid because gamesmanship is only allowed from the referees, and not the lowly franchise QB’s.

Drake London was a late scratch with a hip injury and Bijan Robinson killed FF owner’s weeks with only 25 rushing yards on the day.

Myles Garrett is ANGRY! Big mad! Cleveland can’t stop the 6-2 Patriots in Week 8 and Myles Garrett signed a deal with the devil in exchange for a bag of money and a forever losing streak.

Matchup of the Week

The Red Flames pick up Swag Dahdi and hit him with the ROCK BOTTOM! James Cook III goes for 216 and 2 TD’s to give Wyatt 36.6 FF points to add to Justin Herbert’s 25.28 on TNF. Ladd McConkey was looking like a bust and has now rattled off 3 TD’s in the last 4 weeks! Kahlil Shakir is a risky play but it paid off big in Week 8 and La Llama Roja will have ARSB coming off a Bye next week to take on Minnesota. Keep the momentum going and avoid the group chat toxicity, brother!

Stock has never been lower on the Dahdi’s but all good things must come to and end. The dynasty had a solid one-year run or should we just call it a fling? Commish likes to talk about how the Tiger King always finishes in the middle of the pack but we might need to take a deeper dive on this team. Swag Dahdi’s average finishing position is 4th. Respectable, But 8 playoff appearances and 6 top 3 finishes with only one Ship screams “I CAN’T HANDLE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS!” Who would’ve guess that Big Red was going to be the one to bury the Undertaker? Someone get this guy a rocking chair - he went from Dahdi to Daddy to Papa in the blink of an eye!

UPDATED NFL AWARDS PREDICTIONS

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UPDATED NFL AWARDS PREDICTIONS 〰️

Here are my predictions for NFL awards after Week 1.

Most Valuable Player - Josh Allen

Offensive Player of the Year - Christian McCaffrey

Defensive Player of the Year - Myles Garrett

Offensive Rookie of the Year - Ashton Jeanty

Defensive Rookie of the Year - Shemar Stewart

Comeback Player of the Year - Justin Fields

Coach of the Year - Liam Coen

Here are my predictions for NFL awards after Week 8.

Most Valuable Player - Jalen Hurts

Offensive Player of the Year - Jonathan Taylor

Defensive Player of the Year - Myles Garrett

Offensive Rookie of the Year - Emeka Egbuka

Defensive Rookie of the Year - Abdul Carter

Comeback Player of the Year - Daniel Jones

Coach of the Year - Shane Steichen

Top Rookies of the Week

Highest scoring FF rookie QB, RB, and WR/TE of the week.

Have You Seen Me?

Players in the FF starting lineups who did not perform this week.

GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK

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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️

Anthony Nelson picks off Spencer Rattler then runs him over on his way to a Pick 6! Gets my dick hard!

WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK

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WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK 〰️

Marcus Mariota tries to do a Saquon Barkley style hurdle over the defender! WHY HE DO THAT?

Overreaction of the Week

Well, I couldn’t have had worse timing when trying to determine who the best RB in the NFL was last week. It’s pretty clear now that Jonathan Taylor is having a Priest Holmes, Shaun Alexander, LaDanian Tomlinson type season - and maybe even career. 63 TD’s in 6 years already is pretty sick and we aren’t even half way through this season. But hey, it’s my job to give the hot takes and I do my job like Kirby does Traynor - fast and loose.

I love Cam Ward. He’s got some Baker Mayfield in him. I just hope that he doesn’t get bounced around the league until he can find a head coach that knows how to let the big dog bark. Lay off on the conservative BS and put your ego aside and let the QB run the damn offense! So many head coaches that want to be Kyle Shanahan when they just need to allow the feel of the game to come to the offense. I get it though, you have to set the offensive scheme up and you’re running certain plays in order to set up other certain plays. Look at Josh McDaniels in New England - they look like they have a plan and the team is bought in.

Quite a few NFL teams regressed this week and it’s making the water a little murky. Atlanta looked great and then they looked horrible. The Bears looked revamped and now they look like they need to come out of the closet. Pittsburgh still doesn’t scare me unless we are talking about having to play Kenneth Gainwell and fumbling the fucking week away! Dallas at 3-4-1 scared me for a week or two but their defense is can’t see through the sunlight from Jerry World!

Around Dubtown:

A whole lot of shit talk for being 3-5 and 5-3! There’s quite of bit of non sense being thrown around for being 3-5 and 5-3. Are you comfortable at 5-3? I wouldn’t be. Shit, I am more comfortable at 3-5. I’ve got less to lose. 5-3 means you blow it when you lose three in a row. 3-5 means you’re the story of the year when you win 4 in a row.

No further notes or shit talk this week from me! Enjoy!

Week 8