MVP! MVP!

Berlin or Indianapolis, it doesn’t matter to Jonathan Taylor! The clear cut MVP (and it’s not even close) can run the ball up the sideline on a soccer pitch, a football field, a Fußballplatz - IT DOESN’T MATTER! 51.1 FF points on the day doesn’t even crack the top 20 for half PPR in history, but it’s good enough to get the job done for FF owners and to win the NFL game for the Colts in Germany. Taylor has scored 267.9 FF points in the Dubtown league this year which is over 100 points more than Bijan Robinson who sits at FF RB5 on the year.

Achane, Gibbs, and Henderson continue the RB renaissance in Week 10, but it’s Davis Mills who totals the top for FF QBs as a back up for Houston to get them a win. The Dolphins and the Patriots win big games over the Bills and the Bucs respectively, and Miami is swag surfin’ in laundry carts in the locker room after they fire their front office before getting the biggest upset of the week! Buffalo has not lost 3 of 5 but let’s save that for a Week 10 Bummer! Even with no Cam Skattebo for the rest of the year, it’s Trey McBride, George Kittle and Jaxson Dart to hold it down for the white boys. Mix in Dan Campbell taking over the play calling for the Detroit Lions to get their offense back in playoff form, but something about Dan Campbell seems a little on the nose when having white talk.

The Seattle Seahawks have the best defense in the league - scoring two TD’s and making 5 sacks against Jacoby Brissett and the Cardinals. But it’s the Eagles defense who is calling out the plays at the line of scrimmage against Jordan Love! That’s why they are the defending champions, but Jordan Love has got to audible out of that and give the Packers a chance!

Week 10 BUMMERS

Aaron Rodgers has his worst game in the last five years and Mike Tomlin doesn’t even want to talk about it. Sunday Night Football is expected to be an all eyes on me type of game and Aaron Rodgers LOVES THAT! So, yelling at DK Metcalf when he is double covered doesn’t seem like the fix that the Steelers needed in primetime. Mike Tomlin sold his soul years before Aaron Rodgers did, so what will the Steelers need to sacrifice now to get back on track, maybe some Johnson and Johnson stock?

Trevor Lawrence now has the 2nd lowest passer rating in the entire NFL at 79.3, behind guys like Bryce Young, Geno Smith, and Dillon Gabriel. Only Cam Ward is worse. The Jaguars took a 29-10 lead and then from there on, the offensive line gave up a 100% pressure rate. Something’s not right there and Liam Coen is used to managing big dawgs like Baker Mayfield not the puppies on the porch. It might be time to cut that hair, Trevor.

P.s. The Trevor Lawrence and Mac Jones hair swap is something that you can’t unsee.

Oronde Gadsden II - MRI

Matthew Golden - OUT

Brandon Aiyuk - Practice window still closed

Terry McLaurin - OUT two games in a row

Josh Downs - New jersey number

Garrett Wilson - Faking an injury to get away from Justin Fields

Matchup of the Week

Imagine actually playing TreVeyon Henderson and he goes off for 30! I Think I Pulled McCaf may have the worst team name in the league but he’s got the best potential with a new look RB room. Two rookie RB’s and two veteran RB’s is the perfect balance to take down the Commish in a pillow fight to the finish on MNF. George Pickens sits out on the Bye week and Daniel Jones may be turning back into a pumpkin, but the rest of the team marches on with Puka Nacua and Chris Olave each finding the endzone. This team is going to need to keep the Points Against down if they are going to want to make the playoffs this year.

Imagine playing JJ McCarthy and Jordan Mason and they get you less than 20 total. The Hammer Cocks rides his rookies into the Monday Night game but Romeo Doubs has a belly ache from too much Cheetos and Mountain Dew and has to come out of the game to sit on his beanbag and play some video games. In all fairness, the Commish would have beat 7 other teams in different matchups this week, but that’s how it goes and that’s why you never play the Panthers defense ever again! Keep your spikes clean, Throat Goat, you are going to need to walk deep into the woods to find Kirby’s golf ball next year.

DUEL INTERVIEW

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DUEL INTERVIEW 〰️

Our journalism team caught up with the Commissioner and Coach Benji to conduct a duel interview. Each member was asked the same questions and here is how their answers compare:

Ken: Name?

Daniel: Daniel Benji

Tony: Tony “Turtle” Tunzi aka Mish

Ken: Age?

Daniel: 32

Tony: 35 some people would say out of my prime but I’ll be back.

Ken: School?

Daniel: ASU, SRJC, UC DAVIS, K-State

Tony: Plumbing Academy

Ken: Signing Bonus?

Daniel: Not enough

Tony: I’m the Commissioner and I run this shit.

Ken: What is your favorite thing about Dubtown FF League?

Daniel: Favorite thing about the league is easily draft day. Only league I’m in that has a 100% live draft, no auto drafts. Great time.

Tony: I live for shit talk and reading the weekly blog on the shitter and the draft of course.

Ken: What’s your honest assessment of your own team this season — overachieving, underperforming, or exactly who you thought they were?

Daniel: Took a big swing with zero rb approach and it’s cost me. Injuries with a risky draft approach isn’t going to work out. But we’re still battling until the end.

Tony: Very underperforming but have shown signs of life unlike Officer Laron who has flatlined ( I know the feeling buddy).

Ken: What’s more impressive: drafting a perfect lineup or managing your way through injuries to win?

Daniel: Drafting a perfect lineup is luck. More skill involved managing throughout the year so I’ll go with that one.

Tony: Managing your way through adversity and injuries a true underdog story.

Ken: Who in the league do you most enjoy beating and why?

Daniel: I typically enjoy beating the raiders fans (Bow, Kirby and Lowe) because they are always talking so much on draft day. This year they were even deflated with their performance so it wasn’t as fun.

Tony: Chris Lowe of course he’s just a complete dipshit talks out of his ass with nothing to back it up.

Ken: What rule change or tradition would you love to see added or removed next year?

Daniel: No notes. Keep the kickers.

Tony: One change I wanna make is being punished if you do not attend the draft . Drafting in front of a screen is far easier than drafting in the heat of the moment.

Ken: Which team will have the best and worst record by season’s end — and why?

Daniel: I have not and can not focus on anyone else’s team. I’m focused my team and trying to weasel my way out of the bottom.

Tony: The best team In the league is clearly Kirby no weaknesses and deep. The worst team is clearly Laron terrible team and terrible in the group chat.

Lightning Round

Lamar or Burrow?

Daniel: Lamar

Tony: Healthy Burrow

Ja’Maar or Jefferson?

Daniel: Ja’Maar

Tony: Chase

Moss or TO?

Daniel: Moss

Tony: Moss

Brady or Montana?

Daniel: Montana

Tony: Brady

Bears: Hopeful or hopeless?

Daniel: Idk how they are winning.

Tony: Hopeless

Ken: Who is the most overrated player in fantasy football this year?

Daniel: Fucking BILL. Bum.

Tony: Kyle is the most overrated cake schedule mediocre team.

Ken: Not the question I was asking, but this works too!

Ken: What one FF player still upsets you the most til this day for screwing you over in the past?

Daniel: Le’Veon Bell 2018. Don’t want to talk about it.

Tony: CMC he is the sole reason I am referred to as the “ Throat Goat”.

Ken: Describe the commish in three words.

Daniel: Emotional. Irrational. 3-7

Ken: Describe Daniel in three words.

Tony: Thoughtful , Genuine, Ballbag.

Ken: Who in the Dubtown FF League will be the first to completely rage-quit the league and why?

Daniel: I think everyone is in it for the long haul. Had some good additions in recent years, no quitters.

Tony: Wyatt aka Red he’s done it once he will do it again!

Ken: What’s the deal with Chris Lowe constantly getting booted from the group chat?

Daniel: Very warranted many times in my eyes. Other times it seems like he would sneeze and get booted. But if the shoe fits…

Tony: Chris lowes problem is he talks the most shit especially to me with nothing to back it up. Sometimes somebody needs to silence him for a couple hours. He has been only booted once this year compared to 6 times last year.

Ken: Do you think a fine or a suspension would get through to him better than group chat removal?

Daniel: No. The group chat is huge. I know it gets us through a lot of the work week, not being in it has gotta be tough.

Tony: Guys so cheap he wouldn’t even pay his fine!

Ken: Rumor has it there was a dance and a girl and something about the Commish and DMoney. What’s the story there?

Daniel: Completely fabricated. I retract my statement.

Tony: Daniel fabricated a story to try to take down the commissioner.

Ken: Do you feel that you were removed from the league in the past for any specific reason?

Daniel: I do. I was a young guy, nearly went undefeated and won the league then was removed. Clearly upset the commissioner.

Ken: Can you describe your reasoning for removing Daniel from the League years ago?

Tony: From what I recall it was a 6 man league that he still won and he can’t get his mind off not this league! In this league he is known as a loser!

Ken: Predict your own record at the end of the season.

Daniel: 4 weeks left in the regular season, I’m two back from the playoffs. Gotta try and get em all.

Tony: I am shooting for 7-7 And a 6 seed . Must win tonight but not looking too good so far.

Ken: Bold prediction for the NFL.

Daniel: Ravens over Rams in Super Bowl.

Tony: Matthew Stafford MVP and Super Bowl MVP and the raiders will finally draft a QB.

Ken: Finish this sentence: “This league would fall apart without…”

Daniel: The commissioner. He rightfully gets so much shit, but he’s still the glue that binds.

Tony: This league would fall apart without the commissioner. Thank you for your time love you all even you Daniel and Christopher.

GOOD RIDDANCE

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GOOD RIDDANCE 〰️

Please join me in saying goodbye to the first team eliminated from the 2025 season.

Port My Ash

DRAFTED ROSTER:

9 Pick - Ashton Jeanty LV, RB
16 Pick - Bucky Irving TB, RB
33 Pick - Terry McLaurin Wsh, WR
40 Pick - Tyreek Hill Mia, WR
57 Pick - Bo Nix Den, QB
64 Pick - Sam LaPorta Det, TE
81 - PickTyrone Tracy Jr. NYG, RB
88 Pick - Jauan Jennings SF, WR
105 Pick - Keon Coleman Buf, WR
112 Pick - Steelers D/ST Pit, D/ST
129 Pick - Jared Goff Det, QB
136 Pick - Rachaad White TB, RB
153 Pick - Younghoe Koo NYG, K

FINAL ROSTER:

Jaxson Dart - QB13
Ashton Jeanty - RB13
Rachaad White - RB26
Wan'Dale Robinson - RB21
Josh Downs - WR46
Hunter Henry - TE12
Parker Washington - WR41
Jets D/ST - D/ST23
Matt Prater - K19
Bucky Irving - RB41
Terry McLaurin - WR88
Jordan Love - QB14
T.J. Hockenson - TE25

Top Rookies of the Week

Highest scoring FF rookie QB, RB, and WR/TE of the week.

Have You Seen Me?

Players in the FF starting lineups who did not perform this week.

GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK

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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️

Jonathan Taylor busts loose and takes it 83 yards for the TD in Berlin for the longest TD of the NFL season! Gets my dick hard!

WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK

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WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK 〰️

Commanders DT Daron Payne punches Amon-Ra St. Brown in the helmet after Sun God scores a TD! WHY HE DO THAT?

Overreaction of the Week

TJ Hockenson is washed, AJ Brown is washed, the Commanders are terrible. What happened to some of these players from last year that we counted on and all of the sudden they just dropped off? The Commanders made it to the Championship game last year and now they have no defense or even any offense for that matter. Bo Nix looked like he had so much potential last year! Dallas was supposed to put up a fight this year! Oh well, the tides change and then they come back again.

Around Dubtown:

La Llama Roja losing by one point for playing Tyrone Tracy over Aaron Jones Sr. is malpractice and needs to be investigated! Some one tell this guy that JOE MIXON IS NOT GOING TO PLAY THIS YEAR! Something happened in the offseason and he had an unauthorized surgery or some sort of treatment that didn’t go well and they are sweeping it under the rug so the the team/league doesn’t fine him. Could have been a dick enlargement too, that is another theory. Regardless… GET HIM OFF OF YOUR FUCKING TEAM! And don’t ever play Tyrone Tracy again. Thank you for coming to me TED Talk.

4 weeks left in the FF season and there are only a few teams left fighting for a playoff spot. Week 11 has 5 good matchups out of the 6 with most of the contenders facing off. Look for the Heavyweights matchup in Week 11 and I’m not talking Tony Perkis!

Week 10