SHOW ME THE TDS!

SIX - count ‘em - 1,2,3,4,5,6 TOUCHDOWNS for Josh Allen in Week 11. 3 by air and 3 by foot. When the fans counted out Buffalo and they faced their biggest matchup of the year, the star QB stepped up for the Bills and put on a show to beat Baker Mayfield and the Buccaneers! Not without Sean Tucker going over 100 rushing yards and 3 total TDs for the spot start of the year by Pearsall My Holes! Some say it was the only option that he had, and some say it was genius, but it still wasn’t enough to get the FF matchup victory over The Tax Man!

Jacoby Brissett completed and NFL regular season record 47 completions with a total of 452 yards in Week 11, but with only 22 points to show for it. Michael Wilson had a large part in the Cardinals effort with 15 catches for 185 yards which is the most receiving yards by any player in a game this season. All in good effort, but CMC, Brock Purdy, and George Kittle pick up right where they left off to give the Niners an early lead and a big win against the Cardinals.

Bayshel Tuten had a coming out party to add 74 yards and 1 TD to the Jaguars 19s total rushing yards against a good LAC team. TreVeyon Henderson also had a break out week on TNF scoring 3 TDs and having FF owners wondering why the Patriots didn’t do this from Week 1.

Check out Darnell Washington being an absolute freak of nature and running dudes over:

Week 11 BUMMERS

Ja’Marr Chase spits on Jalen Ramsey and is being suspended for Week 12, Michael Penix Jr. suffered a season ending knee injury, Ricky Pearsall returned after missing the last five games to only see one reception for no gain, and Drake London is out for AT LEAST Week 12!

Josh Jacobs - MRI.

Jaxon Dart - Concussion protocol.

Justin Fields - Benched.

Matt Gay - Cut.

Abdul Carter - Asleep.

Shadeur Sanders - Starting until someone better comes along.

Matchup of the Week

FOR KYREN OUT LOUD, we are all sick of hearing Ken talk in the group chat! No more Chat GPT monologue non-sense please! For Kyren Out Loud put’s Ken You Dig It out of his misery and killed all playoff hopes for the year for the jabber jaw. Give Traynor a medal for putting up with his kids at home, Kirby at work, Ken in the group chat, dropping Tony off at the playground, and taking verbal abuse from Daniel. It was the matchup that no one ever cared about and Traynor handles it with a swift ass whoopin’. Pat Mahomes and Travis Kelce did just enough in the FF world to score some meaningful points even if the Chiefs fell to 5-5 on the year. Cairo Santos was kicking game winning field goals and kicking the shit out of Ken and weak ass Jordan Addison. Traynor rides the Kyren and Rico Trayne into a 7-4 record and spares himself the embarrassment of trying to run around some middle school soccer field to do the NFL Combine punishment. OOOOHH what we would all have given to see that. A good win for the Championship hopeful team to shut up all the noise from the league and the obnoxious blog editor. Respect.

I’m Just Ken and that’s all the bridesmaid will ever be! Devonta Smith drops the ball this week with 1 reception on 5 targets as he plays back up to AJ Brown. David Montgomery can barely see the field as the back up to Jahmyr Gibbs and gets only 7 touches on the day. That sounds like a whole lot of back up action for a guaranteed win. Ken taps in the Falcons defense to get negative points against a Carolina team that people are now going to start taking a little more seriously. Hopes dashed, an upcoming 40-yard dash, and a dash of salt in the wound of the ailing little sick Kenny boy. See ya at the combine, buffoon!

TRADE REVIEWS

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TRADE REVIEWS 〰️

Let’s take a deeper dive into each trade this year and how the FF players have performed since each trade.

Week 4 -

B1G C0*K BROCK traded Jordan Mason and Emeka Egbuka to The Hammer C0cks.

The Hammer C0cks traded CeeDee Lamb, Dal WR and RJ Harvey, Den RB to B1G C0*K BROCK.

Since Week 4 -

Jordan Mason: 50.9 FF points Emeka Egbuka: 93.1 FF points = 144.0 total points

CeeDee Lamb: 55.7 FF points RJ Harvey: 81.5 FF points = 141.2 total points

Week 5 -

Swag Dahdi traded Jaylen Waddle, Travis Kelce, and Chuba Hubbard to For Kyren Out Loud.

For Kyren Out Loud traded Dalton Kincaid and Kenneth Walker III to Swag Dahdi.

Since Week 5 -

Jaylen Waddle: 91.02 FF points Travis Kelce: 82.4 FF points Chuba Hubbard: 22.9 FF points = 196.32 total points

Dalton Kincaid: 42.4 FF points Kenneth Walker III: 53.1 FF points = 95.5 total points

Week 7 -

Port my Ash traded Sam LaPorta to Swag Dahdi.

Swag Dahdi traded Rachaad White to Port my Ash.

Since Week 7 -

Sam LaPorta: 3.0 FF points until traded in Week 9

Rachaad White: 28.6 FF points

Week 9 -

Ken You Dig It? traded Jaxon Smith-Njigba to Swag Dahdi

Swag Dahdi traded Sam LaPorta and Travis Etienne Jr. to Ken You Dig It?

Since Week 9 -

Jaxon Smith-Njigba: 54.9 FF points

Sam LaPorta: 27.5 FF points Travis Etienne Jr.: 48.0 FF points = 75.5 total points

Week 11 -

Spread Eagles traded Troy Franklin and Woody Marks, Hou RB to The Hammer C0cks.

The Hammer C0cks traded Rome Odunze to Spread Eagles.

Since Week 11 -

Troy Franklin: 10.4 FF points Woody Marks: 5.6 FF points = 16.0 total points

Rome Odunze: 5.1 FF points

GOOD RIDDANCE

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GOOD RIDDANCE 〰️

Please join me in saying goodbye to the latest team eliminated from the 2025 Dubtown FF season.

La Llama Roja

DRAFTED ROSTER:

5th Pick - Amon-Ra St. Brown DET, WR
20th Pick - James Cook III BUF, RB
29th Pick - Ladd McConkey LAC, WR
44th Pick - Jerry Jeudy CLE, WR
53rd Pick - Aaron Jones Sr. MIN, RB
68th Pick - TJ Hockenson MIN, TE
77th Pick - Justin Herbert LAC, QB
92nd Pick - Khalil Shakir BUF, WR
101st Pick - Vikings D/ST
116th Pick - Joe Mixon HOU, RB
125th Pick - Jake Elliott PHI, K
140th Pick - Tyler Allgeier ATL, RB
149th Pick - Jaxson Dart NYG, QB

FINAL ROSTER:

Justin Herbert - QB4
James Cook II - RB6
Aaron Jones Sr. - RB47
Amon-Ra St. Brown - WR4
Ladd McConkey - WR15
Zach Ertz - TE10
Khalil Shakir - WR33
Lions D/ST - D/ST6
Jake Bates - K17
Jerry Jeudy - WR61
Kareem Hunt - RB28
Tyron Tracey Jr. - RB43
Terrell Jennings - RB77
Joe Mixon - DNP

Top Rookies of the Week

Highest scoring FF rookie QB, RB, and WR/TE of the week.

Have You Seen Me?

Players in the FF starting lineups who did not perform this week.

GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK

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GETS MY DICK HARD OF THE WEEK 〰️

Baker Mayfield dives into the endzone for the TD and then hurls the football into the stands! Gets my dick hard!

WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK

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WHY HE DO THAT? OF THE WEEK 〰️

Jameson Williams hits an unusual goal post celly and draws an unsportsmanlike penalty! Somewhere in jail, Antonio Brown is smiling! WHY HE DO THAT?

Overreaction of the Week

Look out for the Broncos! The AFC needed a team other than the Colts to put up a fight and Sean Payton is showing that he is on to something out in Denver. The Colts, Broncos, and Patriots are coming in hot and they aren’t afraid of Patrick Mahomes anymore. The little brothers grew up quickly and they aren’t going to be bullied by big bro anymore! I mean, Drake Maye is leading the NFL in passing - things have definitely changed. Maye, Herbert, and Daniel Jones as the top three passers in the league let alone the AFC.

Rivalry week put out some great games this weekend! Not too many upsets, but the rivalry week was a fun watch.

Around Dubtown:

I went all in and I lost. I lost big. I lost to Traynor and I lost the respect of the league. I went all in with a pair of 3’s and I lost to a full house. And uh, I just wanna say one thing. To the fans and everybody in Ken You Dig It? Nation - I’m sorry, I’m extremely sorry. You know we were hoping for an undefeated season, that was my goal. Something that’s never been done here. But I promise you one thing - a lot of good will come out of this. You have never seen any player in the entire country, play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. And you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season. And you will never see a team play harder than we will the rest of the season. God Bless.

The battle of the heavyweights came down to MNF but Swag Dahdi never had enough to stop the BIG COCK BROCK even with 30.0 FF points from McMillan on the bench! Kirby takes over the top spot in the league as well as the most points for in the league!

La Llama Roja putting up 55.64 FF points - Ouch!

Spread Eagles versus Empty Backfield turned out to be a pretty good matchup, but it looks like the Squid is back to the bottom with me. Questioning whether or not Reyes and Laron are even still in the country at this point or if it is AI bots running their teams.

My updated prediction for Dubtown FF League: FOR KYREN OUT LOUD TO KNOCK OFF SWAG DADHI FOR THE TROPHY!

Week 11